Do you like the feel when in the Cayman Islands? I do. I also like the jerk chicken and the super clear warm water and soft sand the islands there have to offer. Maybe I’ll gather up my lovely family and head south to the beautiful Caymans soon and escape the shitty Michigan cold? Yes, I think I will do that. Close your eyes and day dream with me a bit… can you smell the salty Caribbean Sea air as we sit at Calico Jack’s and order up half of the menu? I’m having the jerk chicken, fries, EXTRA EXTRA sauce pretty please. If the napkins taste as good as the fries and chicken there, I’ll also use those dry white starchy paper wafers as vehicles for that badass Jamaican jerk sauce goodness! If the meal doesn’t arrive quickly, I may just try out that napkin flavor fer certain. But, from thorough training and experience, I’ve learned to not rush things when in the Caribbean or while on vacation for that matter. It’s just not right to be in a hurry while on holiday and we should all remember that it’s not polite to be pushy either. Sometimes I forgot that you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar and I can get a little in a tizzy when it comes to wanting to get food in front of me fast. So, therefore one can deduce, that it’s good training for me to go on vacation frequently in order to keep my manners tuned up and to remind myself that patience is indeed a virtue and to not be a rush-round asshole. So, I will wait quietly for my jerk chicken, fries and EXTRA EXTRA sauce to arrive at the table in front of me. Though if there isn’t any Caybrew beer there to help me in this training endeavor, all bets are off the table! C’mon Cayman Islands! Can’t wait to get back to ya again.
Scientific Weather Reading:
Current weather in Michigan is… Shitty cold and snow on the ground with a good chance of the same tomorrow.
Current weather in Georgetown, Grand Cayman is… Let’s find out and let’s do some scuba diving with the family while we’re at it!
I’ll be sure to report back.